We need to laugh as often as we can and not take ourselves or
others too seriously!!!!
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed
all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him
three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That
preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I
wanted to stay with you guys."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?" - One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
"Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It's the sweetest thing
one can do for oneself & one's fellow human beings." - Maya
Angelou
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life
delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your
situation might be, you can survive it." - Bill Cosby




I discovered I scream the same way,
whether I’m about to be devoured by a
great white or if a piece of seaweed
touches my foot. Author unknown
Unusual phobias:
Automatonophobia: fear of robots
Nephophobia: clouds
Vestiphobia: clothes
Pedophobia: children
Potophobia: feet
Ouranophobia: heaven
Cnidophobia: insect bites
Barophobia: gravity
Sciophobia: shadows
Oneirophobia: dreams
Caligynephobia: beautiful women
Rhytiphobia: wrinkles
Mycophobia: mushrooms
Pteronophobia: getting tickled (by feathers)
Cyclophobia: bicycles
Defacaloesiphobia: painful bowel
movements
Xanthophobia: things that are yellow, or
even the word “yellow”
Toursiphobia: pickles
Sinapiphobia: mustard
Dentrophobia: trees
Rothakinophobia: peaches
Achondroplasiaphobia: little people
Bambagiaphobia: cotton balls
Catheterphobia: balloons